Greetings, February people!
Ten years ago, the Humane Society Silicon Valley took in a 13-pound Chihuahua with terrible social skills and a Napoleon complex the size of a Mastiff.
Bad with kids. Easily triggered. Bite-first-ask-questions-later energy.
A total jerk, really. So... unadoptable?
Ab-so-lute-NO. For the right family, the Shelter decided, Eddie's challenges will be his strengths. (Ah... universal truth time: Isn't that true for us all?)
The Humane Society Silicon Valley named him Eddie the Terrible. And staffer Finnegan Dowling wrote him
this subversive job description.
I mean... pet listing. Finnegan wrote this pet listing.
3 Reasons You DON'T Want to Adopt Eddie the Terrible.
Like
to go for walks in dog-infested areas? Enjoy the dog park? Keep walking....
While Eddie the Terrible has *never actually attacked another dog*, he's made it abundantly clear that he hasn't ruled out the possibility. He goes from zero to Cujo in .05 seconds when he sees another dog on
leash.
Well, sayeth you, lots of small dogs bark at other dogs on leash. True. But we know people expect a lot from dogs in this day and age and when it comes to leash theatrics, Eddie's at the top of his game.
And:
We
are attempting to adopt out what might actually be the worst dog ever. But at least we're being honest about it.
That's only an excerpt. The full version is glorious in its detail. (Also: Dog-infested. I. M. Dead.)
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The writing and... well, "product" positioning made Eddie go viral back in 2014.
I interviewed Finnegan about him then. For a few years around that time, I talked about Eddie and the shelter in my presentations. The approach to content... the copy... all of it: Tail-wagging GREAT!
The viral thing boosted visibility for Eddie specifically and the shelter more generally.
(Later, the shelter and its director, Carol Novello, went on to write a book and to found a nonprofit, Mutual Rescue, with a mission to shift the conversation around shelter animals.)
As for Eddie the Terrible himself... He was adopted within weeks to a "reasonably antisocial" retired couple. No kids. (Of course.)
I don't know if Eddie is still around. (I just did a quick search among the online obits. No Eddie.)
But I like to imagine he is still with us. Still avoiding dog-infested parks.
Still lunging at the dog next door for absolutely no reason at all.
And still spending his days lounging on the warm lap of his anti-social, kid-free dad... a slight smile playing on his lips.
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So why are we talking about Eddie now? And
what about the promise in that AI subject line, eh?
Okay, okay... Here's why:
I thought about Eddie
and Finnegan again when I saw Rescue Writer, a free generative AI tool created to help pet shelters like the Silicon Valley shelter. The idea is to help shelters craft compelling backstories and descriptions for the adoptable pets.
Rescue Writer's checkbox interface makes a multiple-choice game out of prompting a pet profile.
You're invited to choose various traits (curious? goofy? brave?) of a specific pet (dog? cat? turtle? fish?).
You might add your own attributes.
You choose a tone of voice (heroic? heartfelt? magical?).
You choose point of view. You can edit what it spits out.
Here's a test listing I just created for my dog, Augie.*
*(His lawyers got
wind of this and now require that I include a disclosure here. Witnesseth as I raise my right hand and pledge to you publicly: "I, Ann Handley, hereby solemnly swear that August Handley is NOT—repeat, NOT—available for adoption. Not now. Not ever. So help me Dog.")