Boston, Sunday morning, August 25, 2019
Bonjour! Good day!
I'm freshly back from Toronto. They repeat everything twice in Toronto—once in English, once in French. What's not to love about that inclusivity, non/no? So I'm keeping the spirit alive bilingually this morning.
In Toronto, I debuted a new talk. And a group of us went ax-throwing, a game both ancient and hipster at once.
You pitch a sharp ax at a target painted crudely on a pine board. Drinking is involved. It's vaguely athletic. It requires some strategy and skill. It's a modern/ancient mash-up of darts and bowling.
And you should go ax-throwing immediately.
Why? Because throwing axes will make you a sharper writer, communicator, marketer, for four reasons:
🎯 Starting is scary. Unless you were raised by lumberjacks (were you? RESPECT!), you probably haven't thrown many axes. It feels awkward and uncomfortable and scary.
Plus, everyone is watching you throw: They're standing right behind you. And you feel a little... conspicuous.
The same is true of writing: It's awkward to try to organize a tangle of thoughts on paper or on a screen. It feels like you'll never make this work. Letting anyone read it...? Deeply embarrassing.
In writing and in ax-throwing, the key is this: Just START. Let your ego go. Hurl that ax. Do not worry if it hits the target. Don't fret if it doesn't even hit the board.
Starting is the scariest, hardest, most horrifying part.
Takeaway #1: HURL IT. It gets better.
🎯 Small tweaks deliver massive results. In Toronto, the guy with full-sleeve tattoos wearing a black tank and Carhartt beanie said I was gripping the ax handle like it was the safety bar on a roller coaster.
Tattoo-Tank-Beanie-Guy corrected my grip; he pointed out how I was twisting my torso when I threw. (I forgot his name, by the way. But I just described every super-helpful ax-pit instructor in Toronto.)
Small tweaks can massively improve your marketing and writing, too.
Write your face off at first without fear of where it lands. The magic comes in the editing.
Takeaway #2: You can't fix what you haven't started.
🎯 You don't always hit the target. The great thing about ax-throwing—like writing, like marketing—is that everyone can do it. Not everyone can do it well.. At least, not without practice.
And even then, there are things beyond your control: This throwing lane is sloped a bit. It's 1000 degrees Fahrenheit inside the venue. (That's 538 Canadian-Celsius.)
In writing, in marketing, in life... the point is this: At least you're getting it out there.
Takeaway #3: Sometimes it's enough to hit the board at all.
🎯 It's badass. Throwing a thing that could literally kill you feels badass and dangerous. And you know what else is badass and dangerous...? WRITING.
You're vulnerable when you put your ideas and thoughts out there. You make your creative self susceptible to criticism, ridicule, attack.
We can't worry about critics. Because it's badass to write. To create. To put something new out into the world.
Takeaway #4: Be dangerous.
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Here are a few things worth sharing this week:
1. Murderous Marketing?
You'll either love this company or you'll hate it. You will not be neutral.
Liquid Death is a direct-to-consumer beverage company with a punk edge and paradoxical approach: It's both aggressive and admirable.
The company sells water, and the product is edgy in a non-edgy category: the Liquid Death tagline is Murder your thirst. But it also has a socially responsible mindset: the water is sold in aluminum tallboys that are more environmentally sound than plastic bottles. Plus, Liquid Death says it will donate 5 cents from every can sold to help rid the ocean of plastic garbage.
I'm intrigued at how the admirable/aggressive approach carries over into its marketing. This week, I got an email from Liquid Death with the subject line "Proudly not for everyone." The email included this screen grab from its social, with someone named Melissa hating hard:
2. The 411 on Contact Us
Your visitors still expect to see company addresses, phone numbers, and email addresses on Contact Us pages. Don't hide or replace those elements with automated tools like Contact Us forms or chatbots.
3. New Kid on the Stock
Unsplash is a massive catalog of royalty-free images you can use in your marketing. It's one of my go-to sources for images because the images tend to look less stock-image-ish than a lot of other image sites.
What's the benefit to Marketing? In our book
Content Rules, my co-author C.C. Chapman and I talked about how Marketing should
Show, Not Tell: Show how your brand lives in the world. Beautiful, useful branded images are, of course, a subtle way of doing just that to grow awareness.
Apply for a brand account here.
4. Better Never Than Late
Three Weird Tricks That Will Help You Beat Procrastination has smart advice from my friend Laura Belgray, writing in Fast Company. Her ideas seem subversive... but they are actually useful and genius.
Like: Commit to doing the worst job possible.
In fact, put this on a Post-it: Subpar work is the key to success... Strive for messy and mediocre. Forget the B-effort, and try for an F. Go for awful.
5. A Newsletter I Recommend
If you're enjoying Total Annarchy, then you should check out
The Daily Good, a daily newsletter with recommendations for being kinder to yourself and the planet.
SHELFIES 📚What I'm reading
SemiColon by Cecelia Watson
Who knew semicolons were so dramatic? The UK subtitle of this book tells you everything you need to know: "How a Misunderstood Punctuation Mark Can Improve Your Writing, Enrich Your Reading, and Maybe Even Change Your Life." (The US subtitle is less interesting, but the content is of course the same.) [h/t to Denise Cowle]
There There by Tommy Orange
Not new. But new-ish in paperback. The novel tells a story of modern Native Americans. The thing that stuck with me is the way the characters are
part of America... but also
apart from it. One of the best novels I've read since
How to Get Filthy Rich in Rising Asia.
And:
Plug in your age, get a suggested book to read in "The best books to read at every age, from 1 to 100." The choices are all over the place. (Nothing truly great is ever created by committee, you know?) And the inclusion of
50 Shades of Grey made me debate whether to share it at all. But
Charlotte's Web is
there. So, fine.
TOOLS
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ScrnRcrd: Lets you record whatever is on your screen without downloading anything. The resulting video has no watermarks, either. Magical.
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Icebreaker: Team-management software Range created this fun interactive tool to help team members get to know each other. I like the three levels—from new and awkward co-workers to those who are ready to "get real."
DEPARTMENT OF SHENANIGANS
Usually I share something ridiculous here. But today, I'm instead giving a high-five to our valuable school teachers and the Best Thing I've Seen On the Internet this week:
#ClearTheLists.✏️
Teachers are posting Amazon wish lists for classroom supplies they need, and strangers are buying those supplies for them. School teachers spend an average of $479 of their own money outfitting their classrooms each fall. You can contribute or just get a feel-good moment by
checking out the requests and responses here.
LOVE LETTERS
Shouts from around the internet.
Thanks for reading this far. Thanks for your kindness and generosity. See you on September 8!
XOXO,
Ann
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